12 Oct 2005

so what am i supposed to think about smurfs anyway?

i came across an advertising social spot which was shocking for me. Well, it is a social campaign against wars developed by UNICEF, so it is supposed to be shocking (i guess), but the thing is that i've always liked Smurfs. How can they do this to the Smurfs :((? I like those funny little guys, but unfortunatey, it's true: i don't know who they are after all. I've watched the episodes when i was really young, and i don't have any recollections of their plot whatsoever. I just remember they were cute and they seemed awfully funny. I've just bought myself Smurfette, for Heaven's sake.
So, what do i now know about them?
  • the spot i talked about:
  • the explanation of the spot: (unhappy just cause they were not allowed to butcher the little fellows?? :(( )
  • the Smurf Village is a Marxist Utopia (?!?, but the article is quite funny)
  • Donnie Darko impressions: Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need. Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Sean Smith: Smurfette? Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck. Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay? Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
so what am i supposed to think about the smurfs anyway?

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